A manatee mother with her calf in tow
Photographer: Brian J. Skerry
Tracks
Lenny Bruce, How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
I swear to god if this isn’t the busiest Thursday in the history of the bar, I’m going to flip the fuck out. I’m so mad at Kate for changing my schedule and not telling me, especially when I’m working all over the place to help her out while Priscilla is gone. This is not helping me find my happiness.
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You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.
BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ
5 blackberries
5 ice cubes
1 shot of bourbon
¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)
¼ cup cold club soda (optional)
Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.
Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone
We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com
it snew today
i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word
this is my favorite thing tyra banks has ever said
Tyra Banks can be problematic as hell, but I really like this.
Amazing!
Brilliant!
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i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
(Source: magentamayhem)
22 Celebrity Impressions singing Firework
THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN
I know I’ve posted this but I’m going to throw it in my queue for future smiles.
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Laura and I went mini golfing yesterday since we felt guilty about sitting inside on such a beautiful day. I wish we would have gone to the beach but all the weather reports said it was going to rain :(. I need the ocean soon or I might lose it.
List of flawless musicals 18/?
The Last 5 Years
When you feel perpetually unmotivated, you start questioning your existence in an unhealthy way; everything becomes a pseudo intellectual question you have no interest in responding whatsoever. This whole process becomes your very skin and it does not merely affect you; it actually defines you. So, you see yourself as a shadowy figure unworthy of developing interest, unworthy of wondering about the world - profoundly unworthy in every sense and deeply absent in your very presence.
(Source: violentwavesofemotion)
Please be a traveler, not a tourist. Try new things, meet new people, and look beyond what’s right in front of you. Those are the keys to understanding this amazing world we live in.
(Source: travelchannel)
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe